Melania is so mad at The Don over Stormy’s storm that they had to remove all the sharp objects from her room!
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Twitter Mania or Size Matters
The Don and Kim Jong-Un are on a new reality show called: “Size Matters.”
Moore’s Law
If Roy Moore had won, McConnell would have had to create a version of Meghan’s Law for him.
What if…?
Hugging Trump too tight proves lethal on Election Day.
“Houston, We Have a Problem”
Trump declares that being president during Harvey makes him even greater!
The Mika Virus
Mr Tweet is a bloody mess!
The Trojan President
If you recall, I went dark two weeks ago in pursuit of intel hoping to provide damning evidence to the special prosecutor, Robert Mueller. Unfortunately,
The Golden Bowl
The Golden Bowl, Henry James’s highly charged exploration of marriage, father-daughter relationships and adultery, (self-disclosure: I never finished it!) derives its title from Ecclesiastes 12:
One Hundred Days of Absurdity
No chronicler of The Don’s “Administration of Dunces” could claim any gravitas without weighing in on his first 100 days, so here goes. The first
Dr. Seuss Goes to Washington
I post this from the eerie but beautiful Joshua Tree National Park in California where I am in awe of nature’s wonders. Far from The
Meet The Enemy
Trump: All I hear about is how I never do press conferences. First, let me correct you on that. I have done more press conferences
In The Night House
(Watching CNN) That is such Fake News. This is not a Muslim ban, I’m just banning Muslims to protect our weak nation from those who want
Good Night Air
“Good evening Mr. President. I brought you some warm milk.” ”Come on Bannie, give me a break. Quit with the niceties, will ya?” “What’s the
An Alternative Reality
Now that our darling Kellyanne has taken spin to a new level, coining the phrase alternative facts to defend “The Don’s” assertion that inauguration attendance
A Hunting We Will Go
In the classic Marx Brothers movie “Animal Crackers” Groucho plays Captain Jeffrey T. Spaulding, an African explorer. One of the memorable jokes finds Groucho saying:
