Melania is so mad at The Don over Stormy’s storm that they had to remove all the sharp objects from her room!
The Don and Kim Jong-Un are on a new reality show called: “Size Matters.”
If Roy Moore had won, McConnell would have had to create a version of Meghan’s Law for him.
Hugging Trump too tight proves lethal on Election Day.
Trump declares that being president during Harvey makes him even greater!
Mr Tweet is a bloody mess!