If the DNI doesn’t give up the goods on whistleblower information, he should be held in contempt of Congress, and offered an orange jumpsuit on the spot.
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The Don is ready to change Greenland’s name to “Green-a-Lago”!
A Day At The Circus
Congressman Higgins threatens to put Michael Cohen in a “box” for not telling where the boxes are.
All The President’s Baristas
The Don’s baristas turn out to have a jail problem.
The Great Diverter Hits The Wall
Government advises federal workers to call Stormy Daniels to get advice on how to make extra money during the shutdown.
Mueller’s Dealing and Revealing
Mueller makes deals, and reveals he is holding all the cards.
Raking In Pleasure (Oops, I Mean Paradise.)
The Don’s new motto: “Rake America Great Again.”
The Don denukes North Korea and gets real estate deal too!
Let’s Take A Meeting
The Don is already minting Nobel Peace Prize Commemorative Coins. If he doesn’t win, it is rigged!
The Don’s cronies’ deceptive money passes may make them the newest prison basketball team.
The Greatest Take Home Exam (Ever!)
Mueller lays the perjury trap.
Stop and Frisk For The Fixer and Co.
The Don and Michael Cohen beg Scorsese to let them star in The Godfather IV.
Foxes In The House Get A Bolt
The foxes are in the White House as state run TV Fox News moves in.
Guess What: Russia Is Still Coming
Despite The Don’s gift for distraction, Russia is still coming!
Twice Served, Twice Cooked
Mueller is just thrilled to meet with Bannon. “He’s so cute without the beard” says the special prosecutor!
The Comb Over and The C.O.M.A
As Republicans attempt to comb over the Russia investigation The Don is heading for a C.O.M.A
Like Father, Like Son
Two peas in a pod, or maybe more accurately: two pees in a pod. You know: golden showers…pissing all over the truth and the country–that kind of stuff.
Hold The Pickle
Don Jr. and Jared are in a pickle.
Tap, Tapp (Tappp?)
Now that we have moved on from leaks to tapps. Twitter should really step up and have an auto-erect (oops, I mean auto-correct) function. With