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The Tax Man Cometh
In Marvin Gay’s moving song titled “Trouble Man”, he croons mournfully: “There’s only one thing for sure, death, taxes and trouble.” Lately, staffers at the
“Houston, We Have a Problem”
Trump declares that being president during Harvey makes him even greater!
I Am Great, Right?
The Don is so incapable of focusing on his morning briefings that staff had to create: “Briefing For Dummies: The Abridged Version”
Hunker In The Bunker
Trump is scared of Mueller, so he moves west wing to West Virginia.
The Lying Team
The Scaramouche becomes captain of The White House Lying Team
Let Them Eat Cake!
We are all familiar with Marie Antoinette’s words to the peasants who had no bread: “Let Them eat Cake” or in its original French “
The Golden Bowl
The Golden Bowl, Henry James’s highly charged exploration of marriage, father-daughter relationships and adultery, (self-disclosure: I never finished it!) derives its title from Ecclesiastes 12:
Don (He Lies) The Science Guy
When I think about the Republican Party’s stance on science it makes my blood boil, which by the way boils at pretty much the same
Which Way Did He Go, George?
There is an old Looney Tunes cartoon called “Of Fox and Hounds” where Willouhgby the dog is tricked time and again by a fox disguised
Georgia On My Mind
Please don’t stone me, but maybe we should be thanking The Don for becoming president? Call me delusional but hear me out. If Hillary had
Ivanka Checks In
Loyalty is king in the Trump administration. Case in point is one of Russia’s great allies, Mike Flynn. Flynn was one of the first to
Secretary Of Silence
When The Don started his search for secretary of state he looked to Rudy Guiliani, but bypassed him because he looked too much like a
G.O.P Celebrates Black History Month or Black Lives Don’t Matter
First we had the Frederick Douglass debacle where it seemed likely that The Don hadn’t even heard of the great abolitionist when he insinuated that
Tap, Tapp (Tappp?)
Now that we have moved on from leaks to tapps. Twitter should really step up and have an auto-erect (oops, I mean auto-correct) function. With
The Rapture of Me
Me and Bibi and are like bros, kibbutzniks. Not as solid as Putie and me, but pretty tight; and boy I am glad he is
What My Daddy Taught Me
“Daddy.” (Silence) “Daddy.” (Silence) “Daddy.” (Silence) “Daddy. Do you hear me, Daddy?” “Barron, you’re best when you are quiet. Daddy is president now and he
