The Don is just so annoyed by the inconvenience of the bombs and the killing of Jews as he is desperate to resume his role as “White Nationalist-in Chief!”
The Don takes a page out of Nixon’s play book: “When the president does it, that means is not illegal.”
Guess what, Roseanne? Ambien is not the cause of your racism, you are!
Melania is so mad at The Don over Stormy’s storm that they had to remove all the sharp objects from her room!
The Don and Kim Jong-Un are on a new reality show called: “Size Matters.”
The Don’s disastrous year: A-Z, in verse.