The fears of Coronavirus are real, but it’s Trump, the human virus that we should be even more afraid of.
A New Sheriff In Town
When William Barr leaves, or is fired, The Don will declare himself the new Attorney General. Will that wake up the Republicans?
Stone Them
Barr gets out his Monopoly board, and looks to give Roger Stone and Mike Flynn “Get Out of Jail Free” cards.
A Prayer For Mr. Meany
In a new reality TV show called “I Pray for You, No You Don’t,” Nancy Pelosi and The Don square off in a holy war.
Bolted
The Republicans are so bolted to The Don that John Bolton is left out in the cold.
And The Winner is…?
Joaquin Phoenix will win the best actor award for his role in “Joker.” Who will win the “Hypocrisy” award?
Who is Really on Trial?
The Republican Party’s name is officially changed to “The Immoralist Party”.
All Is Well in the Lands of I
The only place that “all is well” is in the disturbed mind of The Don.
Bow Wow
There is no evidence of imminent danger from Iran. There is plenty of evidence that The Don shook down Ukraine.
“Inherit The Wind” (Bag)
2020 is our time to deflate the greatest wind-bag ever.
Impeachable Him
Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell decide they don’t believe in the judicial system.
The Orange Light Of Stupidity
Impeachment looming, mocked by world leaders, The Don focuses his nimble mind of lightbulbs.
The Ballad of Lev and Rudy G
Who is “-1”? Only Rudy knows for sure.
Delusion and Collusion
Group psychosis envelopes the Republicans as any remnants of a soul is gone forever.
InTWEETchment
The ‘Twitter President’ is not only guilty of bribery (an impeachable offense), but a new transgression called InTWEETchment!
What Are You Going To Tell Your Children?
As public testimony begins, the surround-sound sycophantic Republicans go full-throttle into chaos mode.
Take Me Out To The Ball Game
The one-man team called “The Don” takes on the impeachment team. Stay tuned to Fox, who will be airing the game!
The Butt Of All Jokes
Rudy Giuliani, the number one butt-dialer, finally tells the truth.
So Much Sand
Trump betraying the Kurds is no surprise; he would betray his own mother to help Putin.
How Many Do We Have, Mitch?
The Don’s paranoia about impeachment has the Don calling McConnell all night long.
The Don Unravels
The Don is losing it, and blames Barron for Ukraine problem.
It’s All Deception
“All this talk of Ukraine is insane!”, The Don screamed, “Honesty is my middle name. You should all look in to Hillary Clinton. Some serious things, serious things.”
A Beautiful Conversation
If the DNI doesn’t give up the goods on whistleblower information, he should be held in contempt of Congress, and offered an orange jumpsuit on the spot.
Democrats Need to Stand Up!
Democrats need an intervention in order to have the guts to take it to The Don.
“Sweet Home Alabama” and it’s “Springtime For Hitler In Germany”
“I don’t even own a Sharpie, so how could I have drawn on that weather map?”
Shall We Dance
The absurdity of The Don reaches new heights: imaginary phone calls and relationships now the new normal.
The God of Very, Very, Very Petty Things
The Chosen One thinks he and the evangelicals are protecting the Jews, but the evangelicals have something completely different up their sleeve.
Green-a-Lago
The Don is ready to change Greenland’s name to “Green-a-Lago”!
The Don’s Very, Very, Very Amazing Day
Before the photo-op, Melania asked Don to hold the baby. He said, “I don’t do babies, and certainly not babies…like those”.
TIOOBY (Terrorist In Our Own Backyard)
The Don is becoming Public Enemy Number One on the domestic terrorism list!
Moscow Mitch and His Moscow Mules
Mueller says Russia is interfering right now. McConnell says, “Bring it on, Putin!”.
No Racist Bones In This Body
The Don has no racist bones in his body, just a racist soul.
It’s The Base, Stupid
It’s the basest of the base as The Don is mum on Jeffrey Epstein.
Trolls Are Us
The Don looks to his friendly trolls to help him win an election.
I’ll Take That, That, and That. And America: Take That!
The man who claims to “Make America Great Again” just takes and takes and takes!
The Queen And The Donkey
Delusional Don believes London crowds love him while they mock him mercilessly.
Sticks and Stones Will Break My Bones But Names…
Kim Jong-Un smiles at The Don and signals to him that he really is a “dotard.”
Money Makes The Don Go Down
If you want to bring The Don down, just follow the money.
Contemptible Them
Contempt runs rampant as The Don and his posse flout the constitution.
It’s My Baby
Baby thief Barr steals Mueller’s thunder.
The President’s Poppycock Playbook
The Don has decided to stop his people from testifying to Congress. I say “throw them in jail for contempt”!
Barr Bares All
Barr decides his summary does America a favor claiming no one likes reading anymore.
Binging And Purging
The Don wishes he can purge all government agencies so he can do whatever he wants with the country!
The Oranges (Origins) of Many things
Another chaotic week, and The Don wants to talk oranges!
The Barr Gets Even Lower
William Barr lowers the bar so much that he deserves to get kicked out of the bar!
And The Hate Goes On And On And On
Colluding with Russia is bad, but having a white nationalist in the White House is the most corrosive part of The Don’s presidency.
A Blameless Life
Manafort sentence: Injustice served! But don’t you just love the frail man in the wheelchair routine?
A Day At The Circus
Congressman Higgins threatens to put Michael Cohen in a “box” for not telling where the boxes are.
The Ignoble Peace Prize
The Don wins the first “Ignoble Peace Prize” ever awarded!
Top Dog
In a new reality TV show called “Top Dog” The Don comes out on the bottom!
