The Don’s disastrous year: A-Z, in verse.
I Can’t Hear You
The time is coming that the American people will need to take to the streets!
Moore’s Law
If Roy Moore had won, McConnell would have had to create a version of Meghan’s Law for him.
Let It Rip
As Mueller closes in, The Don puts the F.B.I. on U.S list of terrorism organizations.
Say What?
The Don becomes increasingly delusional and dangerous for our country.
In Predators We Trust
Alabama Governor Ivey sings “Sweet Home for Pedophiles in Alabama”, and foregoes National Anthem.
Gobble, Gobble: It’s Time To Talk Turkey
For Flynn, the turkey has come home to roost!
Moore And More And More and Jesus
Moore needs to do Mike Pennance to atone for his sins.
What if…?
Hugging Trump too tight proves lethal on Election Day.
Pap Goes The Weasel
It’s Mueller-Time as “Pop! Goes The Weasel!”
The Great American Blow Job
Republicans get down on their knees and prostitute themselves.
Ain’t Too Pretty
President bone spur. The most un-pretty president, ever!
Can We Please Take a Mulligan?
25 reasons why America needs the 25th Amendment invoked!
Sounds of Silence
No matter how awful the tragedy, Republicans cower before their deity: the NRA.
S’Moores
S’Moores: America’s White Supremacist Treat.
Schmucks On A Plane
Tom price nosedives in to the swamp.
The Don Throws A Bomb
Trump goes deep, throws the bomb…and is intercepted!
Flynn Flam And The Pizza Man
Mike Flynn likes his pizza with caviar.
Sponge Bob Goes To Washington
Spongebob Visits The White House
Like Father, Like Son
Two peas in a pod, or maybe more accurately: two pees in a pod. You know: golden showers…pissing all over the truth and the country–that kind of stuff.
The Tax Man Cometh
In Marvin Gay’s moving song titled “Trouble Man”, he croons mournfully: “There’s only one thing for sure, death, taxes and trouble.” Lately, staffers at the
“Houston, We Have a Problem”
Trump declares that being president during Harvey makes him even greater!
Ugly In Pink
Trump pardon’s Sheriff Joe and asks Ivanka to manufacture pink underwear for men that say: Make America Nazi Germany!
Pigs Are Smarter Than You Think
Trump has a new challenger for president: Ms. Piggy! How’s that?
I Am Great, Right?
The Don is so incapable of focusing on his morning briefings that staff had to create: “Briefing For Dummies: The Abridged Version”
Surprise, Surprise!
The Don’s ascendance is not possible without them. He is the creation of their virulence.
The America Hoax
Our most un-American President, ever!
Hunker In The Bunker
Trump is scared of Mueller, so he moves west wing to West Virginia.
The F and The W Words
The Don is the BIGGEST LOSER! EVER.
The Lying Team
The Scaramouche becomes captain of The White House Lying Team
Grandiosity Killed The Cat
Fat-Cat Don is Running Out Of Lives!
Hold The Pickle
Don Jr. and Jared are in a pickle.
Vote For Me And I’ll Set You Free
Do you think Putin interfered in our election? What about the Republicans?
American Smack Down
Putin pins trump and makes him say “Uncle!”
The Mika Virus
Mr Tweet is a bloody mess!
Let Them Eat Cake!
We are all familiar with Marie Antoinette’s words to the peasants who had no bread: “Let Them eat Cake” or in its original French “
It’s Got To Have Heart (Not!)
Trump and McConnell make a deal with the devil that will kill thousands!
The Trojan President
If you recall, I went dark two weeks ago in pursuit of intel hoping to provide damning evidence to the special prosecutor, Robert Mueller. Unfortunately,
Despicable You
Oh Jared, Jared, Jared! Isn’t it insulting that people think that you must be either totally naive or absolutely bat shit crazy to propose using
A Senior Moment
Russia, Russia, Mother Russia. When you put the Mother in front of it, she seems so benign-the magic of Moscow’s baroque architecture with its sherbert
The Golden Bowl
The Golden Bowl, Henry James’s highly charged exploration of marriage, father-daughter relationships and adultery, (self-disclosure: I never finished it!) derives its title from Ecclesiastes 12:
The Greatest Baby On Earth!
WAA, WAA ,WAA, WAA! The man who prevented blacks from living in his buildings when he worked with his daddy in the good old days,
The McCaine Mutiny?
In the memorable film The Caine Mutiny, Humphrey Bogart, plays Captain Queeg, an insecure U.S. Navy ship captain whose decision- making comes under scrutiny. Queeg’s
You’re Fired!
On the Apprentice, The Don took great pride and joy in saying “You’re Fired”. These words, like Clint Eastwood’s “Go ahead, make my day,” or
Pass The Salt, Please
The Don’s admiration for despots continues to grow. Add Rodrigo Duterte, President of the Philippines, to the club of despots called: Democracy, WTF Is That?
Like Magic!
The sight of the Republicans drinking Budweiser in the Rose Garden in celebration of their craven victory to repeal and replace Obamacare made me nauseous.
One Hundred Days of Absurdity
No chronicler of The Don’s “Administration of Dunces” could claim any gravitas without weighing in on his first 100 days, so here goes. The first
Don (He Lies) The Science Guy
When I think about the Republican Party’s stance on science it makes my blood boil, which by the way boils at pretty much the same
Which Way Did He Go, George?
There is an old Looney Tunes cartoon called “Of Fox and Hounds” where Willouhgby the dog is tricked time and again by a fox disguised
Georgia On My Mind
Please don’t stone me, but maybe we should be thanking The Don for becoming president? Call me delusional but hear me out. If Hillary had
