Trump, the great wannabe, turns out to be The Worst.
The Greatest Take Home Exam (Ever!)
Mueller lays the perjury trap.
The Flip-Flopper Flips Out Over The Flipper
The Don’s capacity for lying is legendary. It is psychopathic. It is the one thing he is truly great at. In fact, you could say
Bush League
The Don loses his krap when he sees Melania sitting next to Obama during service for Barbara Bush.
Comey Vs The Combover
Comey combs all over President Combover.
Stop and Frisk For The Fixer and Co.
The Don and Michael Cohen beg Scorsese to let them star in The Godfather IV.
You Are All Just Stupid Losers
Scott Pruitt has been schooled well at Trump’s School of Deceit and Cheat.
What Democracy Does and Doesn’t Look Like
The Don diminishes democracy and Putin smiles.
Foxes In The House Get A Bolt
The foxes are in the White House as state run TV Fox News moves in.
Tweetout At The OK Corral
Traitor Trump turns to Twitter to tarnish Mueller.
I Alone Can Fix It!
The Don’s grandiosity will be his undoing!
The Other Trade War
Is there anyone in the The Don’s administration not making money?
Hope Gone for “Liddle” Man
With Hope Hicks gone, who will steam The Don’s suits?
Manafort Destiny
Who is Manafort more afraid of: Robert Mueller or Russian mobster Oleg Deripaska?
Who’s Gunning For Whom?
The Don and Wayne Lepierre form an evil twin-ship.
Trains, Bridges, and Sex
The Don finally rolled out his long awaited vision for infrastructure as part of his 4.4 trillion dollar budget plan. I have to admit that
Don’t You Just Love A Parade?
The Don is so envious of little rocket man he wants to hire a goose step instructor for his parade!
Guess What: Russia Is Still Coming
Despite The Don’s gift for distraction, Russia is still coming!
Dancing With The Devin
Nunes is so far up The Don’s ass that he has become his tongue!
Shut (And Stripped) Down
Melania is so mad at The Don over Stormy’s storm that they had to remove all the sharp objects from her room!
Twice Served, Twice Cooked
Mueller is just thrilled to meet with Bannon. “He’s so cute without the beard” says the special prosecutor!
The Greatest Meeting On Earth
The “least racist man on earth” turns out to be talking out of his shit-hole.
The Comb Over and The C.O.M.A
As Republicans attempt to comb over the Russia investigation The Don is heading for a C.O.M.A
Twitter Mania or Size Matters
The Don and Kim Jong-Un are on a new reality show called: “Size Matters.”
Oh The Places We Have Been (And Wish We Hadn’t!)
The Don’s disastrous year: A-Z, in verse.
I Can’t Hear You
The time is coming that the American people will need to take to the streets!
Moore’s Law
If Roy Moore had won, McConnell would have had to create a version of Meghan’s Law for him.
Let It Rip
As Mueller closes in, The Don puts the F.B.I. on U.S list of terrorism organizations.
Say What?
The Don becomes increasingly delusional and dangerous for our country.
In Predators We Trust
Alabama Governor Ivey sings “Sweet Home for Pedophiles in Alabama”, and foregoes National Anthem.
Gobble, Gobble: It’s Time To Talk Turkey
For Flynn, the turkey has come home to roost!
Moore And More And More and Jesus
Moore needs to do Mike Pennance to atone for his sins.
What if…?
Hugging Trump too tight proves lethal on Election Day.
Pap Goes The Weasel
It’s Mueller-Time as “Pop! Goes The Weasel!”
The Great American Blow Job
Republicans get down on their knees and prostitute themselves.
Ain’t Too Pretty
President bone spur. The most un-pretty president, ever!
Can We Please Take a Mulligan?
25 reasons why America needs the 25th Amendment invoked!
Sounds of Silence
No matter how awful the tragedy, Republicans cower before their deity: the NRA.
S’Moores
S’Moores: America’s White Supremacist Treat.
Schmucks On A Plane
Tom price nosedives in to the swamp.
The Don Throws A Bomb
Trump goes deep, throws the bomb…and is intercepted!
Flynn Flam And The Pizza Man
Mike Flynn likes his pizza with caviar.
Sponge Bob Goes To Washington
Spongebob Visits The White House
Like Father, Like Son
Two peas in a pod, or maybe more accurately: two pees in a pod. You know: golden showers…pissing all over the truth and the country–that kind of stuff.
The Tax Man Cometh
In Marvin Gay’s moving song titled “Trouble Man”, he croons mournfully: “There’s only one thing for sure, death, taxes and trouble.” Lately, staffers at the
“Houston, We Have a Problem”
Trump declares that being president during Harvey makes him even greater!
Ugly In Pink
Trump pardon’s Sheriff Joe and asks Ivanka to manufacture pink underwear for men that say: Make America Nazi Germany!
Pigs Are Smarter Than You Think
Trump has a new challenger for president: Ms. Piggy! How’s that?
I Am Great, Right?
The Don is so incapable of focusing on his morning briefings that staff had to create: “Briefing For Dummies: The Abridged Version”
Surprise, Surprise!
The Don’s ascendance is not possible without them. He is the creation of their virulence.
