Melania is so mad at The Don over Stormy’s storm that they had to remove all the sharp objects from her room!
Mueller is just thrilled to meet with Bannon. “He’s so cute without the beard” says the special prosecutor!
The “least racist man on earth” turns out to be talking out of his shit-hole.
As Republicans attempt to comb over the Russia investigation The Don is heading for a C.O.M.A
The Don and Kim Jong-Un are on a new reality show called: “Size Matters.”