Trump pardon’s Sheriff Joe and asks Ivanka to manufacture pink underwear for men that say: Make America Nazi Germany!
Trump has a new challenger for president: Ms. Piggy! How’s that?
The Don is so incapable of focusing on his morning briefings that staff had to create: “Briefing For Dummies: The Abridged Version”
The Don’s ascendance is not possible without them. He is the creation of their virulence.
Our most un-American President, ever!
Trump is scared of Mueller, so he moves west wing to West Virginia.