“Good evening Mr. President. I brought you some warm milk.” ”Come on Bannie, give me a break. Quit with the niceties, will ya?” “What’s the
Month: January 2017
Fill’er Tiller Up, Please
The Koch brothers are working their crude magic once again. They are adding a new dimension to their attempt to influence voters besides giving millions
An Alternative Reality
Now that our darling Kellyanne has taken spin to a new level, coining the phrase alternative facts to defend “The Don’s” assertion that inauguration attendance
A Hunting We Will Go
In the classic Marx Brothers movie “Animal Crackers” Groucho plays Captain Jeffrey T. Spaulding, an African explorer. One of the memorable jokes finds Groucho saying:
Who Shall Live and Who Shall Die?
From the outset “The Don” has promised to repeal Obamacare. In a search (fake one) for the most common phrases used during the campaign, “We
The Greatest Germaphobe in the World
“The Don” finally broke down and gave his first press conference since July, an event that would have dazzled Barnum and Bailey. It was the
What’s in a Heart
Meryl Streep, you are so overrated. If actors were rated on a scale of 1-10 you would be a 3, and that’s being generous. Take
“THE DON” PREPS BUDDY
“Before we begin the prep, I just want you to know Jeff, that while all those loser Republicans were running away from me the
Auld Lang Syne
“Happy New Year to all, including to my enemies and those who have fought me and lost so badly they just don’t know what to
Dick, Bigly and Hands
Dick, Bigly & Hands is not the name of one of those ambulance-chasing law firms advertising on late night TV claiming that, whatever bad thing
Ghost of Christmas Past
“Hey Bannie, could Christmas get any better? 2016: The culmination of my greatness.” “Definitely a huge year, D.T.” “Did I kick some ass or what?”
